Today's Lame Joke
| Q: Why deity or god don't have to pay or rent to watch XXX movies? . . . . . . A: Cos ah mah said in hokkien, human is doing, heaven is watching... :P |
Tuesday 17 July 2007
Sunday 24 June 2007
Hmmm... Really?
Well, its kinda true... but with the stapled ribbon on the wrapping... doesn't help to stop the action!!... hahahhaa
Today's Lame Jokes
| Q: What do you call two recently married spiders? A: Newlywebs!! Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear? A: Thunderware!! Q: If you're an American when you go into the bathroom, and you are an American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you are in the bathroom? A: European!! Q: Why do bees hum? A: Because they don't know the words!! Q: Where did King Arthur go for entertainment? A: To a knightclub!! Q: What lives at the bottom of the sea and shivers? A: A nervous wreck!! Q: What has more lives than a cat? A: A frog, it croaks every night!! Q: What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? A: Where is my pop corn?!! Q: What are goose bumps for? A: To keep geese from speeding!! Q: What goes zzub, zzub, zzub? A: A bee flying backwards!! Q: What do you call a bird who has been run over by a lawnmower? A: Shredded Tweet!! Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an anesthesiologist? A: The ether bunny!! Q: What do you call a chicken crossing the road? A: Poultry in motion!! Q: What kind of nut sounds like a sneeze? A: A cashew!! Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because his mother had been a wafer so long!! Q: Why did the dolphin kill himself? A: He had no porpoise in life!! Q: What animal should you never play cards with? A: A cheetah!! |
Wednesday 6 June 2007
Today's Lame Joke
| Jokes: "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground." Q: Why do they put bells on cows? A: Because their horns don't work! Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: Roamin' Catholic. |
Monday 28 May 2007
Wednesday 23 May 2007
Tuesday 22 May 2007
Today's Lame Joke
Q: What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits a windshield?
A: It's BUTT
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