Tuesday, 17 July 2007

Today's Lame Joke

Q: Why deity or god don't have to pay or rent to watch XXX movies?
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A: Cos ah mah said in hokkien, human is doing, heaven is watching... :P

Sunday, 24 June 2007

Hmmm... Really?


Well, its kinda true... but with the stapled ribbon on the wrapping... doesn't help to stop the action!!... hahahhaa

Today's Lame Jokes

Q: What do you call two recently married spiders?
A: Newlywebs!!

Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
A: Thunderware!!

Q: If you're an American when you go into the bathroom, and you are an American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you are in the bathroom?
A: European!!

Q: Why do bees hum?
A: Because they don't know the words!!

Q: Where did King Arthur go for entertainment?
A: To a knightclub!!

Q: What lives at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A: A nervous wreck!!

Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog, it croaks every night!!

Q: What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
A: Where is my pop corn?!!

Q: What are goose bumps for?
A: To keep geese from speeding!!

Q: What goes zzub, zzub, zzub?
A: A bee flying backwards!!

Q: What do you call a bird who has been run over by a lawnmower?
A: Shredded Tweet!!

Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an anesthesiologist?
A: The ether bunny!!

Q: What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A: Poultry in motion!!

Q: What kind of nut sounds like a sneeze?
A: A cashew!!

Q: Why did the cookie cry?
A: Because his mother had been a wafer so long!!

Q: Why did the dolphin kill himself?
A: He had no porpoise in life!!

Q: What animal should you never play cards with?
A: A cheetah!!

Wednesday, 6 June 2007

Today's Lame Joke


Jokes: "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."




Q: Why do they put bells on cows?

A: Because their horns don't work!


Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A: Roamin' Catholic.

Monday, 28 May 2007

Today's Lame Joke

I present u water on Mars! soo cool rite... ahhaha rightttt!

Wednesday, 23 May 2007

Today's Lame joke

Q: Which dragon blasts fire & flash?
A: DRAGONBALL

Tuesday, 22 May 2007

Today's Lame Joke

Q: What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits a windshield?
A: It's BUTT