Today's Lame Jokes

Q: What do you call two recently married spiders? A: Newlywebs!! Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear? A: Thunderware!! Q: If you're an American when you go into the bathroom, and you are an American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you are in the bathroom? A: European!! Q: Why do bees hum? A: Because they don't know the words!! Q: Where did King Arthur go for entertainment? A: To a knightclub!! Q: What lives at the bottom of the sea and shivers? A: A nervous wreck!! Q: What has more lives than a cat? A: A frog, it croaks every night!! Q: What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? A: Where is my pop corn?!! Q: What are goose bumps for? A: To keep geese from speeding!! Q: What goes zzub, zzub, zzub? A: A bee flying backwards!! Q: What do you call a bird who has been run over by a lawnmower? A: Shredded Tweet!! Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an anesthesiologist? A: The ether bunny!! Q: What do you call a chicken crossing the road? A: Poultry in motion!! Q: What kind of nut sounds like a sneeze? A: A cashew!! Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because his mother had been a wafer so long!! Q: Why did the dolphin kill himself? A: He had no porpoise in life!! Q: What animal should you never play cards with? A: A cheetah!!